my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny
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when ur friend likes ur post but they shOULD BE IN BED
WHEN THEY LIKE THE POST YOU MAKE TELLING THEM TO GO TO BED
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